im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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