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Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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