My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I made him laugh his dick is mine
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
