But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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