D3 body, D1 cock
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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