Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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