After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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