their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
