You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
