im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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