kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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