Pregnant stripper...not hot.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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