Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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