dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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