People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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