it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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