Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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