I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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