oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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