1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Are we still banned from the library?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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