He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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