Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
