talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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