So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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