she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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