Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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