So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
420 ftw
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
ok first of all what the fuck
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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