i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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