ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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