Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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