I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
