I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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