Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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