I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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