I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Randomize
