ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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