In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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