I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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