oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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