my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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