'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I still have a little drunk in my system
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
