I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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