Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I need a beard to bite.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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