Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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