I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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