Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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