Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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