I'm laying in your front yard are you home
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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