I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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