You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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