i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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