On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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