All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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