dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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