Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
