Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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