Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize